I am the new Chelsea Manager
I’m excited to be the boss
We’ll take one game at the time
And win everything, even the toss.
I met the boys this morning
And they’re all over the moon
I laid down the law as I see it
And I’m sure we’ll play better soon.
The training session was lively
And sometimes emotions run wild
Yes, I might have called him a muppet
But then he acted like a spoilt child.
I don’t think I’ve lost the dressing room
Players should keep off Facebook and Twitter
And let their football do the talking
Instead of tweeting words that are twisted and bitter.
I wasn’t aware Mr Abromovich said that
I’m sure that’s a misquote
He said the board were right behind me
And I’d been given a confidence vote.
I’ve just been sacked as Chelsea manager
I gave it my best shot
I’m physically and emotionally drained
So I’m off for six week with the millions I’ve got.