No apologies for this one. They can't all be profound or beautiful and issue based. This was inspired by a gentlemen at the gym who was wearing shorts from the seventies and there's no excuse for it.
Short Shorts
His shorts are too short
They don’t really fit him.
His shorts are too short
To wear down the gym.
And shortly his shorts
Run the risk of ripping
And his too short shorts
Will reveal too much skin.
His shorts are too short
They’re far too revealin’
His shorts are too short
For the rowing machine
His shorts are too short
And he’s headed for the weights
DON’T BEND DOWN!
Damn, too late!
His shorts are too short
Now we can see half his back
And in short, his shorts
Are revealing his crack
You appeared foolish before
Now you look so moronic
And as if you’re prepared
To receive a colonic.
His shorts are too short
No one can relax
He could go down the market
Or to T K Maxx
And his too short shorts
Could be resolved at the shops
Where they could also introduce him
To the concept of Tops.
I constantly see little children walking around displaying builder's cracks now. What ARE their parents thinking of? Kiddie fiddlers must think all their christmases have come at once.
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